“Live and work
Eileen Caddy
my daily rantings--or perhaps raves of me and my families life. Life is SO daily and whether you want it to or not----LIFE HAPPENS
while the hubby was surprised about his Zune,
it was really the DVD's of Leave it to Beaver that thrilled him. Hard to believe but I am being serious here...
but that is not what this blog post is about.
It is about the fact that when everything had been opened and a game of Mario cart had been played on the 32 inch TV
They seem innocent enough. Mild mannered until you need them to show their feat of strength by being able to crush some nut with their jaws of death. I have never actually used a nutcracker for this purpose--see i thought our nut crackers were lovers not fighters. I mean look, one even cooked me a turkey and i think the other one was standing guard to make sure everyone used their manners and did not rush him, at least that was what i thought till i looked closer.
Notice the sword that is missing from his hands? Originally i thought he had put it away--being the peace lover and all--until i glanced over at my turkey bearing friend.
I was appalled, mortified!
Sometime during the holidays they had gotten upset with one another and the poor chef ended up with the sword in his throat.....
Oh, the inhumanity of it all--what could have possible happened to provoke this kind of behavior? Maybe he told the soldier that he wasn't going to share his turkey---I have heard that nutcrackers can be like that sometimes. Maybe they were arguing about the size of nuts they could crack and tempers got heated....
I mean he never even uttered a word or scream of discomfort. All the while standing in silence,not that he could have screamed it he wanted too--after all he did have a sword in his mouth....
And there stood his table mate--
looking on--
not even blinking an eye,
with that fierce look painted on his face....
Let it be known by this example that not all nutcrackers can live in peace and harmony--
I can only imagine what happens on those mantels that are full of them.....
I picked the last one, after all it is the Christmas season and there was shopping to be done. I figured it would be a good day at the mall thinking it wouldn't be too busy and the crowds would be small--so as to have fewer people to irritate me. I was right about it not being very busy--but that had it's drawback as well. Since i was one of a few people shopping--everyone wanted to help me.! How did i get to be so lucky?
Could they not see by the lack of eye contact--
or feel the cold shoulder i was giving them--that i did not want to talked to, let alone helped?
What about the "NO i don't want what you are selling" that was coming out of my mouth?
I felt like prey that was being pounced on.
"Yes, I keep my nails natural--no i don't want you to look at them.....I don't want your cell phone service....Do i look like i want to curl my hair?" "Hey lady....massage for you (say this in your best Asian accent) Relax you lots...Layyydieee....." And while i probably would/could have benefited from the massage or the aromatherapy pad thing-ies that they were trying to sell me--I really did want to be left alone--to stew. Just because i was in public did not mean i wanted to be a part of them. I did find a few things--for me?--nothing like a new RED purse to put you in the holiday spirit--and maybe some new sheets. The worst part of shopping when you are ticked at people is that you really are not in the mood to be generous and buy for them--so i didn't buy a whole lot--which means i get to go another day. The problem with that is... I will start out in a good mood and shopping a Christmas time can quickly change that...next time when i want the help they will all be too busy to give it. A girl just can't win.
While I don't like to see him lose--it happens and that is OK. That is a part of life. Losing can help you become a better winner. Losing can give you the desire to work harder--to practice more. Losing give you a chance to reflect on what you can and could have done differently. While i am not a fan of losing--(who really is?) it is OK as long as he did his best. I think that is why i love this sport (I know i am in the minority here) It is as much mental as it is physical. Someone will always be better than you--but on any given day things can change. Each time they get on the mat they are really wrestling against themselves. I have seen wins that i am not proud of and i have seen losses that make me beam with pride--it is all about the attitude. So if you see me from the back side and notice that my behind is bigger--just blame it on the many hours in the bleachers---We fondly refer to this as "Bleacher Butt". Oh the things you sacrifice to support your children.....
(WARNING: Object in the picture may appear
BIGGER
than it actually is!!!--it the illusion with the plaid!)
Remind me not to let my husband have my camera
EVER again
hmmmm--
maybe i shouldn't have had that extra scoop of potatoes
Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistable. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path.