Blogging discretion

There are some things in life
that you just want to blog about...
embarrassing things...
things that leave you cracking up
or maybe even gagging....
BUT
you don't.
For it would be far too embarrassing for the person involved
to have the moment recorded
for all of cyber space to read about
so instead of writing about one of my nieces
most embarrassing moments
I will just say :
we are BONDED....
really BONDED
as in...
she had always better be nice to me
and think twice about t-peeing me in the future
because i have one word for her
BLACKMAIL....
(BRAHHAHAHAHA--insert evil laugh and wringing of the hands)