What makes a perfect prom date?
{In Jo's case it was a cow}
They really MOOve to the music.
If they accidently step on your foot
you can MILK it for sympathy.
They are UTTERLY funny.
no need to rent a tux, they come with their own black tails,
you don't have to worry about them making a PIG of themselves at dinner.
One draw back
is their "grass" problem
and if you make a cow
and if you make a cow
really--
I mean really,
LAUGH
---WILL milk come out its nose?
{And for that fact is it called a nose?}
I mean really,
LAUGH
---WILL milk come out its nose?
{And for that fact is it called a nose?}
No kiss goodnight--just a cow-lick
WHAT are you looking at?
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